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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

2
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♪ champion of right ♪

3
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

4
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪

5
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪

6
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♪ but his number's up ♪

7
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3, 2, 1!

8
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♪ darkwing duck ♪

9
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪

10
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♪ darkwing duck ♪

11
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Let's get dangerous.

12
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♪ darkwing duck ♪

13
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!

14
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪

15
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♪ the master of surprise ♪

16
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪

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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

18
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

19
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

20
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♪ here comes ♪

21
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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Look out!

23
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

25
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Let's get dangerous!

26
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♪ darkwing duck ♪

27
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪

28
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

29
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The city of st. Canard

30
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Is home to a thousand criminals.

31
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Not one dares make a move.

32
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This city's shadowy guardian
Hunts them in the darkness.

33
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I am that guardian.

34
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.

35
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I am the winged scourge

36
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That pecks at your nightmares.

37
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I am darkwing duck!

38
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And I am...
Totally bored out of my skull.

39
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Are all the crooks on vacation?

40
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Are they all on some
Criminal holiday?

41
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Lighten up. It means you're
Doin' a great job crime-bustin'.

42
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I suppose,
But I'm not asking for much...

43
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A jaywalker, a litterbug...
Anything!

44
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Something took the oil tanker.

45
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I'd like that.

46
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No, really! Down there!

47
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Oh, yeah? Where?

48
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Down there!
A big hole opened up!

49
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Well, I don't see any...

50
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Oh, waaait a minute.

51
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I appreciate the attempt,

52
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But every night can't be
Filled with adventure.

53
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Let's go home.

54
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Hah! Disappearing tankers.

55
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No, really.
It fell down a big hole!

56
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Huh?

57
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Aaaa! Darkwiiiinggg!

58
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[snoring]

59
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[ring]

60
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Dad, wake up! We got a case!

61
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C'mon, darkwing.

62
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It's on tv downstairs.

63
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Gosalyn, after I get up

64
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And have my cup of coffee,

65
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Remind me to punish you...

66
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Severely.

67
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Come ooon! It's a case!

68
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Ohh!

69
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[cough cough cough]

70
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[gulp]

71
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[cough]

72
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Can we find a more
Pleasant way of waking me,

73
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Like explosives under my pillow?

74
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See? I wasn't crazy...

75
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No more than usual.

76
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<I>and so it appears.</I>

77
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<I>that the early morning
Disappearances.</I>

78
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<I>of the</I> ss langdale <I>and
Radio station kduq.</I>

79
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<I>were not isolated incidents.</I>

80
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<I>just an hour ago,</I>

81
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<I>employees of the st.
Canard electric plant.</I>

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<I>barely escaped as the
Station sank out of sight.</I>

83
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Sorry for doubting you.

84
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This is definitely a
Job for darkwing duck.

85
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We're set to go.

86
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"We" are going nowhere.

87
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<I>you</I> go to the baseball
Game, like planned.

88
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No way!

89
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But I know about
Underground stuff...

90
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Like when the evil worm people

91
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Were turning kids
Into zombie slaves.

92
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You put extra sugar

93
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On your frosty-o's this
Morning, didn't you?

94
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This isn't a comic book.
It's reality.

95
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Look, gosalyn,
I'm not going to chance getting you hurt

96
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On a case.

97
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You turn mushy when
Things get fun.

98
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What I say goes.

99
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Besides, it's probably

100
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Another take-over-the-world
Scheme.

101
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We'll be back by dinner.

102
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It's comin' up.

103
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Hang a right, we're there.

104
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Whoa! Deep hole!
How do we get down?

105
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You rappel.

106
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Sorry. It's my deodorant.

107
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Rappel! Rappel! Watch me!

108
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Plant your feet.

109
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Hand on rope release.

110
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Then nimbly push off, like so...

111
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And so...

112
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And so...

113
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Wow, great camouflage.

114
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You really blend into the rock.

115
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Nothing like a cruise
On the open seas.

116
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Maybe I'll steal an ocean next.

117
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I'm such a genius.

118
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It's a wonder my
Brain can contain it.

119
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Moliarty, sir! Your kineto beam

120
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Is connected to the power plant.

121
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Excellent. Prepare the elevators
To receive the stadium.

122
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Look at them scurry
Off, eager to please.

123
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These sheep just
Needed a real leader.

124
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Soon I'll lead them
To their true destiny

125
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On the surface and get
Rich, too.

126
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Oh, grownups want
Kids to be miserable.

127
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They think it builds character.

128
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I think your dad just worries
About you getting hurt.

129
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No. He's always treating
Me like a baby...

130
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While he hogs all the fun.

131
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Ouch.

132
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Nice shortcut, d.W.

133
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Right.

134
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Hey, wait a minute.

135
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Where's the electric plant?

136
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It's not like you could
Hide it under a rock.

137
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Hmm. No tread marks.

138
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What's strong enough to
Move an entire building?

139
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I thought <I>we</I> had a bug problem.

140
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[cheering]

141
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It's coming from that way.

142
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Follow that beetle.

143
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Great. And me with no bug spray.

144
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It is time we moles
Escaped these dingy tunnels

145
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To achieve our destiny above!

146
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My amazing kineto beam

147
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Will plunge the
Surface into darkness,

148
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And the age of moles will begin!

149
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Hooray! Yay!

150
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Yay! Hooray!

151
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So prepare for your
New lives up above.

152
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Stock up on moliarty's
Nonglare sunglasses

153
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And tanning butter.

154
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If you're making the world dark,

155
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How come we need sunglasses?

156
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Never mind.

157
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Another cheap huckster

158
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With plans of world domination.

159
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I say we shut him down hard.

160
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Launchpad, let's get dangerous.

161
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And now to appropriate
The final component

162
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Of my amazing kineto beam!

163
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Behold the genius of moliarty!

164
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Come on, honker!

165
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Wow! The whole place is sinking.

166
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Yeah. Just like the power plant.

167
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Gosalyn!

168
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Ohh!

169
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I won't miss this adventure!

170
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But... But...

171
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Ooh, it's amazing my brilliance
Doesn't blind people.

172
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[thud]

173
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What? What happened?

174
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,874
Ha ha ha!

175
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,874
Someone's laughing at me.

176
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I hate that.

177
00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:11,707
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!

178
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I am the winged scourge

179
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That pecks at your nightmares.

180
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I am darkwing duck!

181
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Darkwing duck?

182
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Sounds like something
You try with egg rolls.

183
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Yeah? Well, I was smart enough

184
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To stop your plan.

185
00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:38,583
Oh, were you, now?

186
00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,874
Well,
That's certainly impressive.

187
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,625
Well, it is.

188
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Launchpad and your dad

189
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Are in trouble.

190
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Oh, what would
Grownups do without us?

191
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Hah!

192
00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:02,291
Suck gas, evildoer!

193
00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,375
Ahh ha ha!

194
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,124
Tear gas.

195
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,124
Now it's our turn

196
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To trash the bad guy.

197
00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:14,249
Be warned!

198
00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:17,749
We're masters of
Every martial art!

199
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,249
Except trash can <I>tai chi.</I>

200
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,499
I believe that's new.

201
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,582
Whoops.

202
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,582
Well, this must be

203
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,582
A new recycling idea...

204
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:30,165
You brought your own can.

205
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,582
I like that in rubbish.

206
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:37,500
Take the darkwing
Dupes to the slug pits.

207
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,707
Don't get discouraged.

208
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:46,707
It seems only yesterday

209
00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,707
We escaped a trap

210
00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:51,290
Just as threatening as this.

211
00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:53,749
Being eaten alive by slugs

212
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:57,707
Stands out in my
Mind as being unique.

213
00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:00,707
He does get points
For imagination.

214
00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,290
Oh, darkwing duck!

215
00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:03,707
Are you comfy?

216
00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,290
Wouldn't want anything

217
00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:08,332
To distract from
The entertainment.

218
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,874
Just peachy, moliarty.

219
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,832
Why don't you join us?

220
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,874
The view's better here.

221
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:18,457
Alas, I have a world to conquer.

222
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:22,124
I don't believe I've
Explained my plan.

223
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,957
Great. He wants to torture us.

224
00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:29,374
The light of the surface
World is too strong

225
00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,415
For a mole's eyes.

226
00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,457
Why conquer a world

227
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:36,457
If you have to leave it at dawn?

228
00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:39,624
That's where my genius comes in.

229
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:43,457
The oil tanker merely
Powered my kineto beam.

230
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:47,082
It's the baseball
Stadium and radio tower

231
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,165
That are the antenna

232
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,832
Which focuses on the moon.

233
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,374
The moon?

234
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,582
Oh, you're a luna-tic!

235
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,707
Ho ho! How droll.

236
00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,707
See if you laugh

237
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:02,832
When the moon blocks the sun,

238
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:06,833
Shrouding the country
In eternal night!

239
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,999
My moles are beginning
Their surprise attack now,

240
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,832
Unhindered by painful sunlight.

241
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:20,290
And you plan to make a killing

242
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,415
Selling flashlight batteries.

243
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,874
Make a note of that.

244
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,582
Bravo, darkwing.

245
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,707
You <I>do</I> have flashes
Of inspiration.

246
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,165
I'll miss them...

247
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,458
Not!

248
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:36,332
Time to call the children.

249
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:40,165
It's been a while since
They've had company...

250
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,250
For dinner.

251
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,249
Of all the ways to die,

252
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:54,707
I got to go as slug bait.

253
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,290
You stay here

254
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:59,249
And make sure
Nothing goes wrong.

255
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,707
If it does, shoot them.

256
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,083
Well, goodbye, darkmeat.

257
00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,082
Dad! It's us!

258
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,332
Why are you here?

259
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,874
Can you get us out?

260
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,415
What about it?

261
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,249
I'll figure the
Rock's weak point.

262
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,165
You can do it!

263
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,707
Just do it.

264
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:23,250
I've only checked my
Calculations twice.

265
00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:29,499
This isn't the time to
Keep us waiting, honker!

266
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,749
Honker! Honker!

267
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,458
O.K.

268
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,374
Way to go, honkman.

269
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,874
Yeah, yeah.

270
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,874
We've got to stop moliarty.

271
00:13:56,875 --> 00:14:00,415
Guess this proves
How valuable I am.

272
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:02,957
You? Guess you weren't involved

273
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,707
With the trash can incident.

274
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,374
What trash can?

275
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:12,332
If it wasn't for you,
We'd be mopping up now.

276
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,874
Yeah, like you weren't trapped.

277
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,332
It takes more than moles

278
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,749
To trap me.

279
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,249
When we reach the surface,

280
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,707
Get right home.

281
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,707
You can't do that!

282
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,249
I can and I am.

283
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:31,250
Uh, slugs are, uh...

284
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,874
Then again,
Maybe sending you home

285
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:45,458
Isn't the best idea just now.

286
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,707
We have to cut off power

287
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,749
To the kineto beam.

288
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,707
Stayin' alive would be
Nice, too.

289
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,249
Into this alley.

290
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,582
It's a dead end.

291
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,457
No problem.
We'll just double back

292
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,250
An-yan-yand...

293
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,874
Good thing you saved
That salt packet

294
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,749
From your fries.

295
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,582
That was pretty quick thinking.

296
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,082
It'll take all of us

297
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,999
To stop that beam.

298
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,582
All of us?

299
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,999
Yes! All of us!

300
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,290
Yahoo... Mmplrf!

301
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,707
I thought keeping the
Element of surprise

302
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,249
Would be nice.

303
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,874
Right. Surprise.

304
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,332
So what's the plan, d.W.?

305
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,999
If the moles want to move in,

306
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,082
It would be unethical

307
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,332
To hide the drawbacks
Of the surface world.

308
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,707
Darkwing duck to rat catcher.

309
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:22,083
Code words...
Let's get dangerous.

310
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:30,707
All right, troops.
Time to catch moliarty.

311
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,874
Finally,
My genius receives the rewards

312
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,999
It so richly deserves.

313
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,124
[sniff]

314
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,457
All the delicacies
Of the surface world

315
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:44,415
Are laid out before me.

316
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:48,415
It's a pity they
Were out of ketchup.

317
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:49,416
Moliarty!

318
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,874
It's darkwing duck!

319
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,415
Please, I'm eating.

320
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,457
This isn't a time

321
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,457
To discuss slug lunches.

322
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:59,874
But he's loose and
Attacking our troops!

323
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,124
Whaaat?

324
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,165
This isn't a joke.
I'd hate that.

325
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,707
No, sir.

326
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:08,874
I hate it anyway.

327
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,832
I want him humiliated!

328
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,374
Run him down.

329
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:15,082
Bring his remains to me.

330
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:17,625
I want some ketchup, too.

331
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,999
The city really
Should do something

332
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,457
About those potholes.

333
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:35,333
An accident waiting to happen.

334
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,874
Mmm-mm!

335
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:48,874
These sure beat the
Fungus pie back home.

336
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,874
But no burger's complete

337
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,749
Without our special
Chili pepper sauce.

338
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,290
It's a surface world delicacy.

339
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,457
Well, then, pour it on, slave!

340
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:04,625
Nothing's too good
For your mole masters.

341
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:11,332
Sorry, but we have to go now.

342
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,415
That means no tip?

343
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:16,582
Another peril of
The surface world...

344
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,875
The dreaded hay fever attack.

345
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,332
Aah!

346
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,458
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

347
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,707
[sniffle sniffle]

348
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,207
[cough cough]

349
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,582
[cough cough]

350
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,874
They want to go home?

351
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,999
I still have
Tanning butter left!

352
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,082
Great.

353
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:42,582
With the troops out of the way,

354
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,082
Nothing can stop us now.

355
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,874
That's a pretty big nothing.

356
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,374
My brilliant schemes,

357
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,957
My glorious intellect

358
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:54,957
Being thwarted by that
Addle-pated darkwing...

359
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:55,999
What?

360
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,457
Sir, darkwing <I>duck.</I>

361
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:01,625
I know, but what's he up to?

362
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,582
You sure about this?

363
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,582
I knew the job was dangerous

364
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,582
When I took it.

365
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,207
Be careful, darkwing!

366
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,749
He's given up.
He'll bash his brains out!

367
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,583
Oh, how festive.

368
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,290
Rats!

369
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,833
I missed the little creep.

370
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,457
I meant that.

371
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,707
D.W., are you o.K.?

372
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:43,999
Hah!

373
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,082
The daring darkwing duck

374
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,082
Defies death yet again

375
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,499
And defeats the despicable
Denizens of darkness!

376
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,999
Oh, dad!

377
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,832
Moliarty!

378
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,374
All my plans,

379
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,832
The fruits of my genius...

380
00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,999
Ruined!

381
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,082
By a funny book reject.

382
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:07,708
Finesse this, deadmeat duck!

383
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,499
We should be safe behind
These barrels of...

384
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,457
Fuel oil?

385
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,082
Hoowee, heh-heh!

386
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,457
That high-octane
Sure packs a punch.

387
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:25,000
Quick, gosalyn! Use my gas gun!

388
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,582
Hee hee ha ha!

389
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:31,999
You shoot a madman
With laughing gas?

390
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,582
Well, it wasn't labeled.

391
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,082
At least now he's
A happy madman.

392
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,582
That does it!

393
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:43,374
I say we toast this toad.

394
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,457
You in?

395
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:45,624
Yeah.

396
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,207
Where is that coward?

397
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:51,624
Does he think he can outwit
My stunning intellect

398
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,290
With hide-n-seek?

399
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:56,999
<I>it's a beautiful
Day for a ballgame.</I>

400
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,374
<I>it's a close contest.</I>

401
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,374
<I>between the darkwing ducks.</I>

402
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,207
<I>and the moliarty mini-moles.</I>

403
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,749
I will not be mocked!

404
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,624
<I>and here's the pitch!</I>

405
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,750
Huh?

406
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,250
Hah! Missed!

407
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:16,999
<I>it's a line drive!</I>

408
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,499
Heads up!

409
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,582
And you're out!

410
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,082
You're finished, moliarty.

411
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,999
You might as well give up.

412
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,082
Never!

413
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:30,707
You haven't heard
The last of me!

414
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,249
We'll meet again!

415
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:36,249
I'll hold my breath
And count the minutes.

416
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,375
At the same time?

417
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,124
One more evil plot foiled.

418
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:44,207
You were a real help, gosalyn.

419
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:48,624
That's why I should
Have a neat name, too,

420
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,290
Like the scarlet quackette.

421
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,624
What?

422
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,582
And an orange costume,
Right, launchpad?

423
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:58,124
I like orange.

424
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,999
This is <I>not</I> going
To become a habit!

425
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,457
That's not fair.

426
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,082
You're staying home.

427
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:07,082
I can take care of myself.

428
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,290
You can't even take
Care of your room.

429
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:11,416
That's a cheap shot.


